The human body is supposed to be 70 percent water. I consider myself 70 percent film

— Hideo Kojima

Favorite films

  • The Wind Rises
  • GoodFellas
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Recent activity

  • Die Hard


  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed


  • Promising Young Woman


  • All Too Well: The Short Film

Recent reviews

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard


    The best Christmas movie with the best message: Being macho >>> capitalism.

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Call the cops who didn't even investigate your friend's rape, Die.


    Not that enjoyable as a drama or remotely satisfying as a revenge film, with the social commentary falling completely flat. Despite being well made and containing solid performances, Promising Young Woman is ultimately both toothless and sloppy, which are things that a movie of this nature can't afford to be. Sorry Cassie!!! (both the character and my s.o who loves this movie and will surely spit in my coffee upon reading this).

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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    If you don't know where you're going, you can't know how to get there.