dont listen to alexa, IM mia reeves number one fan. she ate down chewed it up spat it out slayed etc etc. save the turtles!
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Descendants 2 2017
Could’ve been good if Ben died and Mal declared her love for Evie and they became the Queens of Auradon and ended poverty and sexism forever. That didn’t happen though so this movie sucks.
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Descendants 2015
this movie changed the trajectory of my life. ive already used this joke but i need to say that my life did not change for the better. “Did I Mention” was my top listened to in 2015. The world should’ve ended in 2012 like the lord prophesied.
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Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry 2017
FAIRY TAIL RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE DO NOT LET YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOLER WATCH THIS
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My Hero Academia: Two Heroes 2018
I paid real money for this when I was 15 and it’s haunted me ever since.
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Monster High: Friday Night Frights 2012
This movie made me upset because it tricked me into thinking I could be a roller skating girlie when all I ever did at the rink was embarass myself. I fell even with the kiddy gate. However, I can concede that this movie was the first step to modern day feminism, so I can forgive this movie for the bruises and humilation I went through as a child that fundamentally shaped who I am as a person.
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Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back 1998
If you didn’t cry at Ash getting medusa’d you’re not real