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  • 1917



    The best film of 2019 & one of best of the decade. Mendes, Deakins, McKay/Chapman & NEWMAN have crafted something truly remarkable. A harrowing, visceral & incredibly human tale of valor in wake of real horrors. Cinema at its most powerful...

    After a second viewing, I am certain that this movie is going to be massive at the box office and will be rewatched forever. It MAY be the best war film I’ve ever seen. I know that’s saying a lot because ‘Saving…

  • Parasite



    Parasite is a cinematic revelation, and a poignant, thought-provoking stroke of genius. This masterpiece is equally as hilarious & emotional, as it is haunting & INSANELY disturbing. We’ve never seen anything like it & doubt we’ll see anything like it again. It deserves to be nominated for everything and WIN everything. Believe the hype.

    Also, this has one of the most deeply unsettling shots we’ve ever seen. This SINGLE SHOT is scarier than any horror movie we’ve seen this year. If you’ve seen it, you know which shot we are talking about...

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  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2


    “Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?”

  • The Grudge

    The Grudge

    You smell that?


    ...I love the smell of January dogshit in the evening.