• Never Too Young to Die

    Never Too Young to Die


    This is one of the most fun and ridiculous pieces of 80s entertainment I’ve ever seen. It’s got everything: John Stamos, Vanity, amazingly horrible exposition, a 90 minute runtime, an opening credits gymnastics montage, Mad Max-style action sequences (A CAR GOES UNDER AN 18-WHEELER during a motorcycle/car chase), a sax-heavy cheese-ball sex scene, Robert England as an Igor-like evil scientist, insane death scenes and blood squibs, a spy/Bond-like subplot, rocket launchers, one-liners, and GENE SIMMONS FROM KISS PLAYING A JOKER-MEETS-FRANK FURTER EVIL VILLAIN OVERLORD.

    WHAT MORE CAN YOU WANT?!!! I applaud the balls on the entire creative team for deciding this was a good idea.

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    A brutal watch - in *mostly* a good way. Tom Holland’s powerful performance leads a fantastic ensemble cast, with equally mesmerizing performances. Pattinson, Stan, Skarsgård, & Scanlen are highlights - as always.

    The story leaks with dread from the first frame till the credits roll. It does get overly odd & ridiculous at times and the 2nd act drags on too long, but the convergence of subplots in the 3rd act was well handled & dare I say fairly satisfying - even if…

  • Superbad



    McLovin is a god among men.

  • Midnight Special

    Midnight Special


    VERY COOL. As a massive fan of Jeff Nichols’ work on Mud, I’ve been needing to get to work on other films in his filmography. This was SO GOOD. Had no idea that this had such an impressive cast, and they really delivered. Shannon, Edgerton, Lieberher, Driver, and Dunst are all top-notch. It’s shot beautifully - especially in the third act. WOW. Those particular shots were stunning and really caught me off-guard. The VFX work is spectacular for a film…

  • Tenet



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I’ve changed my tune quite a bit. A second viewing of this epic piece of cinema is mandatory. If you liked it but you were confused with the bombardment of information the first time around (like me), I highly recommend going back.

    NEIL is the key to everything, and his character is by far the most intriguing figure in the story. Just look at the word TENET. N - Neil - is at its center. Not sure if that’s intentional...but…

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    The movie is a blast.

  • Django Unchained

    Django Unchained


    This is the third movie with Sam L Jackson I’ve watched today. I’m not complaining.

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service


    One of the best action movies ever made.

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier


    I always forget about how cool the after credits scene is.

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    No CGI in sight...just vibes.

  • The Jerk

    The Jerk


    Freaking hilarious movie. They don’t make em like this anymore.

  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2


    This movie is just iconic scene after iconic scene. A top-tier animated film and one of the best sequels ever made.