Time to read all the online “ending explained” videos
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019
“Who are you?”
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Rey Frik”
*looks at camera*
“HEY HEYYYYY!!!”That’s right, Rey Marries Babu Frik and has his force filled friklings
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017
There’s things I like and things I don’t. Idk why they changed the Finn vs phasma scene, it was his best moment in the movie and changing it made his entire journey super pointless. This movie without finn and roses journey could have been way better. Shave 30 minutes off, and give poe a real mission with Finn, you’d have a way better movie with what’s already here.
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015
This movie is great, genuinely great. It’s a very good way of rebooting a franchise to a newer audience and does an excellent job at setting up a trilogy (too bad yall sucked on your end and couldn’t feed off of what was set out (also goes to you JJ cause you didn’t fix anything with ROS)) obviously some plot points should have been tweaked, didn’t need another planet killer, but besides that like the movie is great, just hard knowing it didn’t stay this good.
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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 2016
We need another Star Wars story film like this ASAP, like god damn this movie has top tier Star Wars battle scenes and probably the best space battle
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Solo: A Star Wars Story 2018
Such an underrated film. I’ll forever be pissed that people boycotted this to the point where we just don’t get started wars movies now
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 2002
The CGI is such a big and impressive step up from phantom menace here that makes it wayyy less distracting. Plus Across the stars is the best romance theme ever written.
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 1999
If they did a CGI remaster of this movie, we’d all be happy