Tomb Raider ★★½

This is just a mean movie. Vikander does her best, but the stuff this horrible story makes her go through to succeed is just foul.

The only good "tomb raider" scene is her escape from the waterfall through the plane. That's the only time that it's her against "nature," and not some horribly mean and terrible bad guy.

Also, this films biggest, heinous, and most unforgivable crime is making Boyd Crowder/Lee Russell/BABY FUCKING BILLY the dullest, un-charismatic, dumbest bad guy ever.