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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★

    This was just....fine. It wasn't awful, nor great. Just fine.

    About as good as a conclusion as you are going to get with this trilogy.

  • Two Cars, One Night

    Two Cars, One Night

    ★★★½

    Wholesome short by Taika Waititi that contains a lot of the charm of his films.

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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Easily one of the most terrifying films ever made.

    Everytime I finish this film I feel dirty afterwards. It has a real gritty aesthetic to it that just burrows into your skin, coupled with the group of crazy cannibals it makes me want to take a shower afterwards.

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a very short film, but it's not easy to get through. There's a couple scenes that really resonate with me, the first: the opening sequence where the…

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★★

    I probably won't be the first to say this, but Joker is a masterpiece.

    Joaquin Phoenix plays the titular role in one of his finest roles to date, which is high praise because he's fantastic in everything and obviously one of my favorite actors. He takes the character to a dimension I never thought we would see on film. He's harrowing.

    This is scathing character study one of the very best I've ever seen in my life. If you're expecting…