Favorite films

  • Streetwise
  • The Hole
  • Out of the Blue
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence

Recent activity

  • Big Wave

  • The Silence of the Lambs

  • The Super Bob Einstein Movie

  • Güeros

Recent reviews

  • Big Wave

    Big Wave

    jesus christ i have never felt more alive from something onscreen. makes you feel like a better world if not paradise itself could very well be just outside your door. immediate life affirmer

  • The Super Bob Einstein Movie

    The Super Bob Einstein Movie

    no way for me to justify saying this considering what the circumstances may have been but norm's absence in this is gaping

Popular reviews

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    noticed that one of the opening credits deems this as content as opposed to a movie which at least media-wise implies a future far more dire than whatever this doomer shit is

    more of my thoughts here

  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    imagine composing images that move this fluidly and distinctly then not only having them dismissed by film school dorks as looking like a student film but having the general consensus be that digital cameras should distance themselves from this look and gradually toward the look of a format they can never even come close to resembling.

    getting my second pfizer next week, who wants to pick up some mojitos and hitch a go-fast boat?