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    ★★★

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    ★★★★★

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    ★★★★½

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★★½

    why the fuck was a tame impala song in the minions movie? literally jumpscared my ass and made me start bustin a move in the theater.

    this movie may have a transparent ass plot but in a world where norm of the north is apparently high quality enough to be shown in theaters, i would actually prefer watching the minions any day of the week tbh. they actually ain't all that bad.

    not bad, illuminations ya certainly cooked up a nice, simple piece of fast food animation full of dumb fun.

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    Jared Leto would kill a guy and eat his brain in real life for a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes.

    Morbius is the film equivalent of your college roommate who is both so damn high and drunk that he's permanently confused. It's so self-disoriented that it's hilarious. It's evident that it was patched together by possibly-divorced, middle-aged, balding businessmen who don't understand the concept of a cinematic universe and think that all the Marvel movies since 2002 are in the same universe. It doesn't even know what universe it's in. It's honestly cute.

    Unlike the Venom duology, we're not laughing with it, we're laughing at It.