So, I’ve finally caved in, and I’ve finally decided to talk extensively about Showgirls. It only took a decade, but I’m here, I’m going to try to piece this all together in a way that is, at the very least, processable even if it isn’t entirely worthy of reader’s agreement. It's not an easy film to defend. It’s not an easy film to write about. Paul Verhoeven’s 1995 drama has a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes, with an average rating of…