I wouldn't mind being chained to either Pam or Margaret, but the Philippines looks quite unpleasant. I'd much rather have a temperate climate, and a comfortable bed.
Chain me up but let me keep the key so I can head home when it's done.
I'd braced myself for the worst before watching this, so was pleasantly surprised when it wasn't as atrocious as I'd feared. Far from Argento's best work, and as others have said it does feel more like a TV show than a movie. Adjust your expectations accordingly and it might not be so bad an experience.