Caveman ★★

A Virgin vs. Chad story set in One Zillion BC where the Virgin is one Ringo Starr who bands with fellow caveman Dennis Quaid employing brains instead of brawn to overthrow Chad (played by former NFL player John Matuszak) and take back the Stacy – except along the way he Learns A Few Things™ and perhaps grows as a (cave)person. Oh, also they don't speak a single lick of English the entire time.

Fun fact, Barbara Bach plays the Stacy and one year after meeting Ringo on set they'd marry and are still married to this day. Neckbeards, take note! (please don't)

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