Some MUSIC to accompany your sea shanty....
Swims like a crocodile
Has no need for an air hose, he breathes the water, itself.
Ri-dic-ulous disguise
a fish-boy from the Ukraine, who's pretty nice on the eyes.
But he feels so alone, he's Amphibian Man
His father told him to stay out of sight.
Was a boy now he's grown, into Amphibian Man
And he's looking for girls to excite.
She hooked his fish eyes
When she was swimming with sharks…
Everyone likes a good Christmas Carol, right?
Maestro? Music, please?
There's a monster with claws so razor sharp
a living head of cabbage, and it smells of day old carp.
Roger Corman you have done it once again,
another genre rip-off, premise and budget both paper thin.
Shadows hiding all the scenes that might be cool,
but illumination shows off zippers in the suits.
There's a monster with claws so razor sharp
crawled out of the depths and clawed it's…
The story of how some hopeful people threw away their health, their dreams, and their fortunes for the promise of a better tomorrow.
But, it's narrated by John Waters, so you don't feel like you have to take it that seriously....
Worth a WATCH if only to take in the brilliance of (the almost certainly deceased) Hunky Daddy. (There's a reason he's on the poster)
First time ever seeing James Mitchum...he mopes around like a young Robert Mitchum after a buffet of Benzos. I know this was a western, and all, but in the last 15 minutes, there was so much shooting, I was like, "UGH! Enough already!".
I guess it was entertaining enough, but nobody remembered to tell James' face that they were making a motion picture.
These Charlie Brooker specials are often quite terrifying. This one asks you to imagine a world where it’s impossible for anyone to say anything funny.
If this film was a snake, it would’a bit me.
How has something so “right up my alley”, gotten past me for 35 YEARS?!?!
• A proto-Tim Burton aesthetic,
• The big, bold, cartoon-y acting style where the characters are all nothing more than walking stereotypes
• Gooey, drippy, rubbery practical effects that ride the line between “works of art” and “hokey bullshit” that are the reason you will recommend it to some people, but also the reason you won’t…
