King of Shithousery

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Favorite films

  • Hellzapoppin'
  • Annette
  • Let the Corpses Tan
  • The World According to Garp

Recent activity

  • Dead Calm

  • Bob the Drag Queen: Suspiciously Large Woman

  • The Week of the Killer

  • Patty Hearst

Pinned reviews

  • Uzumaki



    Yo, DJ Ito....SPIN that track for me, one time!

    In a small town in Japan, named Kurouzu-cho
    (A cursed shape appeared, causing killer vertigo)
    What starts off small at first, filming snails where they adhere.
    (Then leads to bigger stunts, like gouging out your inner ear)
    Soon the town shared one distinctive feature, and everyone started to expire
    Most movies will at least spring for a creature, this one has...a spiral. 

    Murderous geometry
    It’s not the new Saw starring Chris…

  • Child of Peach

    Child of Peach


    Just push -------> HERE
    (Did you just caress my ass?)

    A hero of Eastern Fantasy
    Born into a childhood of tragedy
    Atop of a crest where the fruit grows to giant size (size, size, size)
    The Devil King with his blood red face
    Plots to steal the Sun Sword from its special place
    So that fuzzy fruit spat out its pit, and took the baby inside
    Wooah ohh ohhh
    Sweet Child o' Peach
    Wohh ohh ohhh oohhh
    He's under siege....…

Recent reviews

  • The Week of the Killer

    The Week of the Killer

    Not a cannibal. Never tasted human flesh. Even though he was looking to try some man meat. Typical bait and switch title.

  • Patty Hearst

    Patty Hearst

    Some interesting visuals interspersed amongst a by-the-book bio-doc. Still feels like a feature-lentgth student film.

Popular reviews

  • Caligula



    I watched this on the t.v. in my garage, while eating Count Chocula dry, out of the box, so…I guess you could say I know a thing or two about opulence, myself.

  • Despicable Me 2

    Despicable Me 2


    It's 2021...where is my giant, tortilla chip sombrero with guacamole filling?