King of Shithousery
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Yo, DJ Ito....SPIN that track for me, one time!
In a small town in Japan, named Kurouzu-cho
(A cursed shape appeared, causing killer vertigo)
What starts off small at first, filming snails where they adhere.
(Then leads to bigger stunts, like gouging out your inner ear)
Soon the town shared one distinctive feature, and everyone started to expire
Most movies will at least spring for a creature, this one has...a spiral.
U-ZU-UZUMAKI
Murderous geometry
It’s not the new Saw starring Chris…
Just push -------> HERE
(Did you just caress my ass?)
A hero of Eastern Fantasy
Born into a childhood of tragedy
Atop of a crest where the fruit grows to giant size (size, size, size)
The Devil King with his blood red face
Plots to steal the Sun Sword from its special place
So that fuzzy fruit spat out its pit, and took the baby inside
Wooah ohh ohhh
Sweet Child o' Peach
Wohh ohh ohhh oohhh
He's under siege....…
Street Trash expands upon its fifteen-minute, short film, namesake to a feature length hour and FOURTY (?!) minutes, while still only retaining the original 15 minutes’ worth of watchable material. The remaining bits are made up from melodramatic representations of well-trod tropes of the 80's, misguided and misanthropic satirization of people that don’t have the luxury of being able to respond, and just a bunch of general mean-spiritedness poorly disguised as humor. I'm the furthest thing from a prude, and…
Constantly making jokes about how your film’s endings always suck, doesn’t absolve you from making the film with the shittiest ending ever.
I love Bill Hader.
These Charlie Brooker specials are often quite terrifying. This one asks you to imagine a world where it’s impossible for anyone to say anything funny.