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Spiral 2000
Yo, DJ Ito....SPIN that track for me, one time!
In a small town in Japan, named Kurouzu-cho
(A cursed shape appeared, causing killer vertigo)
What starts off small at first, filming snails where they adhere.
(Then leads to bigger stunts, like gouging out your inner ear)
Soon the town shared one distinctive feature, and everyone started to expire
Most movies will at least spring for a creature, this one has...a spiral.
U-ZU-UZUMAKI
Murderous geometry
It’s not the new Saw starring Chris… -
Child of Peach 1987
Just push -------> HERE
(Did you just caress my ass?)
A hero of Eastern Fantasy
Born into a childhood of tragedy
Atop of a crest where the fruit grows to giant size (size, size, size)
The Devil King with his blood red face
Plots to steal the Sun Sword from its special place
So that fuzzy fruit spat out its pit, and took the baby inside
Wooah ohh ohhh
Sweet Child o' Peach
Wohh ohh ohhh oohhh
He's under siege....…
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Some Kind of Heaven 2020
Getting older doesn't make you more of a creep/burn-out/romantic/lunatic/horndog/bossy know-it-all...it just makes you give less of a shit about trying to hide it.
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Death to 2020 2020
These Charlie Brooker specials are often quite terrifying. This one asks you to imagine a world where it’s impossible for anyone to say anything funny.
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