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Favorite films

  • Hellzapoppin'
  • Darktown Strutters
  • The World According to Garp
  • Let the Corpses Tan

Recent activity

  • Dolemite Is My Name

  • Glass

  • Alita: Battle Angel

  • Shazam!

Pinned reviews

  • Spiral


    Yo, DJ Ito....SPIN that track for me, one time!

    In a small town in Japan, named Kurouzu-cho
    (A cursed shape appeared, causing killer vertigo)
    What starts off small at first, filming snails where they adhere.
    (Then leads to bigger stunts, like gouging out your inner ear)
    Soon the town shared one distinctive feature, and everyone started to expire
    Most movies will at least spring for a creature, this one has...a spiral. 

    Murderous geometry
    It’s not the new Saw starring Chris…

  • Child of Peach

    Child of Peach


    Just push -------> HERE
    (Did you just caress my ass?)

    A hero of Eastern Fantasy
    Born into a childhood of tragedy
    Atop of a crest where the fruit grows to giant size (size, size, size)
    The Devil King with his blood red face
    Plots to steal the Sun Sword from its special place
    So that fuzzy fruit spat out its pit, and took the baby inside
    Wooah ohh ohhh
    Sweet Child o' Peach
    Wohh ohh ohhh oohhh
    He's under siege....…

Recent reviews

  • Street Trash

    Street Trash

    Street Trash expands upon its fifteen-minute, short film, namesake to a feature length hour and FOURTY (?!) minutes, while still only retaining the original 15 minutes’ worth of watchable material. The remaining bits are made up from melodramatic representations of well-trod tropes of the 80's, misguided and misanthropic satirization of people that don’t have the luxury of being able to respond, and just a bunch of general mean-spiritedness poorly disguised as humor. I'm the furthest thing from a prude, and…

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    Constantly making jokes about how your film’s endings always suck, doesn’t absolve you from making the film with the shittiest ending ever. 

    I love Bill Hader.

Popular reviews

  • Death to 2020

    Death to 2020


    These Charlie Brooker specials are often quite terrifying. This one asks you to imagine a world where it’s impossible for anyone to say anything funny.

  • Caligula



    I watched this on the t.v. In my garage, while eating Count Chocula dry, out of the box, so…I guess you could say I know a thing or two about opulence, myself.