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Uzumaki 2000
Yo, DJ Ito....SPIN that track for me, one time!
In a small town in Japan, named Kurouzu-cho
(A cursed shape appeared, causing killer vertigo)
What starts off small at first, filming snails where they adhere.
(Then leads to bigger stunts, like gouging out your inner ear)
Soon the town shared one distinctive feature, and everyone started to expire
Most movies will at least spring for a creature, this one has...a spiral.
U-ZU-UZUMAKI
Murderous geometry
It’s not the new Saw starring Chris… -
Child of Peach 1987
Just push -------> HERE
(Did you just caress my ass?)
A hero of Eastern Fantasy
Born into a childhood of tragedy
Atop of a crest where the fruit grows to giant size (size, size, size)
The Devil King with his blood red face
Plots to steal the Sun Sword from its special place
So that fuzzy fruit spat out its pit, and took the baby inside
Wooah ohh ohhh
Sweet Child o' Peach
Wohh ohh ohhh oohhh
He's under siege....…
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The Week of the Killer 1972
Not a cannibal. Never tasted human flesh. Even though he was looking to try some man meat. Typical bait and switch title.
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Patty Hearst 1988
Some interesting visuals interspersed amongst a by-the-book bio-doc. Still feels like a feature-lentgth student film.
