Wonder Woman 1984

Wonder Woman 1984 ★½

I renounce my wish to have watched this movie.

Quick thoughts:

- The DCEU returns with their greatest villain yet, middle-aged men. 

- If his name wasn’t listed as Pedro Pascal, everyone would be shitting on him. 

- Kristen Wiig saw that she missed out on the masterpiece Cats (2019) and happily decided to play Cheetah. 

- Either only cartoonish or bland writing, acting, directing, costume design, and visuals. 

- Someone kidnapped Hans Zimmer, because he was nowhere to be found.

- I like how every time I check this film’s rating it gets lower.

- Moderately watchable overall—though on thin ice, with a couple of fine moments. For one, Wonder Woman lassoed a lightning bolt.