Dan Dickinson

I've got laser eyes. And I know what you're thinking.

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Lost in Translation
  • In Bruges
  • Brazil

Recent activity

  • Violent Night


  • The Menu


  • The Banshees of Inisherin


  • Triangle of Sadness


Recent reviews

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night


    Like if Die Hard was a Christmas movie.

  • Meet Cute

    Meet Cute


    There’s a lot that doesn’t work this film, but I want to draw particular attention to the ~3 minutes of additional footage that runs during the credits, because I have questions:

    It’s not a blooper reel?
    It’s not behind the scenes footage?
    I guess it’s technically alternate line reads?
    But most of the lines are functionally identical to the film?

    Is this a montage of the film you just finished watching?!

Popular reviews

  • Nope



    No other movie in 2022 has provided such a stark reminder that Chris Kattan exists.

  • X



    This horny grandma be trippin’!