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  • Halloween


  • Infested


  • The Thing


  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie


Recent reviews

  • Late Night with the Devil

    Late Night with the Devil


    They really nailed the aesthetic here - the production design team was staffed with people who had cut their teeth on making game show sets in Australia in the 80’s.

  • Halloween



    New tradition: watching this VHS rip of the 1981 NBC premiere replete with full commercials. Come for The Shape killing teens, stay for an update on Ronald Reagan’s recovery from a failed assassination attempt.

    I don’t have much to say about Halloween; it’s been chewed on by every person in film ad nauseam at this point. And I’ve seen it 50 times at least, I’m sure.

    What I will say is that I’ve played a couple horror games this year;…

Popular reviews

  • Knives and Skin

    Knives and Skin


    Remember Twin Peaks?

    Remember Twin Peaks season two?

    Remember when Mark Snow and David Lynch walked off the show for the middle ten episodes and the writers were all like "hey, what is the central quality of a David Lynch TV show?" and the other writers were like "oh it's gotta be that it's quirky af."

  • We Need to Do Something

    We Need to Do Something


    Reading these gushing reviews is sending me to the sunken place

    I’m not interested in anthropologizing why people like this movie. I don’t ever want to think of this movie again, and I’m pretty certain I won’t. 

    Oh and the screenwriter and [the devilishly handsome] Pat Healy need to be captured and brought to justice like Leopold & Loeb.