Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Simply Irresistible 1999

  ★ Added

  it's serving... Rohypnol® Ratatouille.

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  Picture Perfect 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Aug 2023

  I go motherfucking feral for this movie, legit. Watching Picture Perfect for the umpteenth time right now, I realize its screenplay/tone have big proto-27 Dresses vibez (read: positive), and it deserves to have its reputation similarly grow in stature -- so here I am to sing its praises. An absolutely expertly crafted romcom (and I mean crafted!! I love the costuming, production design, cinematography etc.!!) that's just the right amount of weird around the edges (imo, most movies would be…

Popular reviews

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  Final Flesh 2009

  ★★★★★ Added 4

  It's like John Waters and Tommy Wiseau competing to produce INLAND EMPIRE in real time. Hilarious, horrifying, inscrutable and potent — highly recommended.

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  Piranha II: The Spawning 1982

  ★★★½ Added

  You know that feeling when you see a local bar band play like, a sped-up punk-rock Beatles cover or something? And it's like big and dumb and loud and and brash and absolutely unoriginal and unnecessary on almost every conceivable level — but still a ton of fun while it's happening??

  Yeah, this is that but for Jaws. Hat's off, Jimbo.