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  • Antz

    Antz

    ★★½

    Y'know, in spite of how cursed this film can be in many places at once, it's still a better experience than Bug's Life. At least I remember far more of the plot and characters when comparing the two. Maybe not particularly for the right reasons, but somehow this is a far more unusual and unexpected film than A Bug's Life.

    Now, I used to play this ad nauseum as a kid. So that might be part of the reason of…

  • Sky High

    Sky High

    ★★★

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead is a babe. That is the only reason I am giving this a 3 star.

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  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ½

    I made the horrible mistake of going to see this with my parents. My mistake was thinking this was gonna be some "laugh-out-loud" bad action movie, but I was badly mistaken. It is simply a painful experience from start to finish. There's not a moment where I was particularly interested by any of the ideas shown here. It fails to be everything it attempts to be.

    It's boring as fuck, failing to be a kickass action movie, and instead relies…

  • Inception

    Inception

    ½

    This movie is for dumb stupid idiots and I hate it.

    I have no clue why this is as loved as it is. Makes no goddamn sense and tries far too hard to be intellectual and falls flat on its ass.