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Beau Is Afraid 2023

★★★ Watched 25 Apr 2023

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

A stealth '40 Year Old Virgin' sequel
Conan the Destroyer 1984

★★★★★ Watched 11 Apr 2023

There's a character called Man Ape.

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A Knight's Tale 2001

★★★★ Watched 09 May 2020 1

A primer going into this review: I am drunk.
This movie knows how to have a good time and doesn't care if you're not. People who make fun of this movie because of the Nike Swoosh obviously haven't seen it in a while, there is absolutely stupider stuff.
Morbius 2022

★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2022

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I was tricked into watching this by a Tiktok video that had the entire movie sped up so that it only went for about 2 seconds (I timed it and it came just short I think.)
Wasn't too happy to watch a movie against my will but honestly it was so quick I didn't mind much. I'm not typically one for subtitles but I wish I was watching with them on as it was a bit hard to follow the plot.