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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    Katie

    ★★

    the sexual tension between me and the theater exit door during this

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    Lucy

    ★★★★½

    boyhood: who are you?
    moonlight: i'm you but stronger in every possible way

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    Vanessa

    Isabelle Huppert did not come all the way from France to see Suicide Squad win an Oscar.

  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

    Steve G

    ★★★★½

    Choose Letterboxd. Choose films. Choose downloading the app. Choose paying money for a membership just so you don’t have to see some fucker adding 500 films to their watchlist. Choose following a few thousand people and then never reading a fucking word they say. Choose writing “Read the full review on my website!” knowing full well no cunt is ever going to follow that link. Choose asking Sally Jane Black to watch Rogue Nation and then seeing her do a…

  • The Danish Girl

    The Danish Girl

    Sally Jane Black

    To my cisgender friends, I ask that, even if you would not normally do so, you please read this. This film was made for cisgender people, so I feel it important that I write this for cisgender people. I would not normally watch this movie, but it has been a subject of some discussion on this site in a way that has compelled me to watch it in order to discuss it credibly. I do not imagine what I have…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    SilentDawn

    ★★★★½

    87

    Setting: Marvel Board Meeting

    Kevin: "And then I said, we already put in 3 end-credits scenes, how about 2 more?!?"

    *eruptive laughter*

    Marvel Exec #2: "You're such a card, Kevin."

    Kevin: "These movies don't make themselves!"

    Marvel Exec #3: "Well I mean they kinda do. That's why we installed that conveyer belt in northern Idaho and everything."

    Kevin: "You got me there!"

    *Meeting Room door opens*

    Kevin: "Well look who it is, our crazy director intern, come in James."…

  • Carol

    Carol

    davidehrlich

    ★★★★★

    probably as close as I'll ever come to knowing what it feels like to find Jesus.

    ---------------------------------

    UPDATE: i found jesus. Carol was better.

  • Frozen

    Frozen

    DirkH

    ★★★

    Daughter 1: Daddy, can we watch Frozen?

    Me: Sure thing, honey. Does your brother want to watch as well?

    Son: What's it about?

    Daughter 1: Oh it's about princesses and true love!

    Son - blank stare-

    Daughter: and there's a snow monster.

    Son: Let's roll.

    -movie finishes, Daughter 1 is blaring Let it Go at the top of her lungs-

    Me: What'd you think, buddy?

    -Son gives me a look-

    Me: C'mon, wasn't that bad was it?

    Son (these are…

  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    James Haves

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    David Jenkins

    ★★★★★

    No plot.
    No central character.
    No antagonist.
    No defined purpose for side characters.
    No threat.
    No three acts.
    No jokes.
    No punchlines.
    No explanations.
    No internal references.
    No catchphrases.
    No political polemical voice.
    No melodrama.
    No lessons.
    No beginning.
    No end.
    One of the best films ever made.

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island

    Katie

    ★★★★

    I relate to king kong because I too would protect brie larson at all costs

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow

    Matt Singer

    ★★★★

    This is one of those movies where a guy is stuck in a time loop.

    This is one of those movies where a guy is stuck in a time loop. And every time he redoes something, he learns a little.

    This is one of those movies where a guy is stuck in a time loop. And every time he redoes something, he learns a little. It's also the rare summer blockbuster that is very well-written; funny, smart, and it all…

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    Wesley R. Ball

    ★★★★★

    Whenever I think about getting back together with my ex, I watch this film. Works like a charm every time.

  • Grown Ups 2

    Grown Ups 2

    DirkH

    ½

    $246,984,278 worldwide.

    Our species does not deserve to live.

  • Inherent Vice

    Inherent Vice

    Matt Singer

    ★★★½

    Every ticket to INHERENT VICE should come with the choice of a joint or a second ticket to INHERENT VICE. You will need one or the other.

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    Simon Ramshaw

    ★½

    Eyes Wide Shit.

  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled

    davidehrlich

    ★★★★½

    Between “The Virgin Suicides” and “Marie Antoinette,” it was already quite clear that Sofia Coppola loves watching Kirsten Dunst struggle to make peace with some kind of purgatory. In “The Beguiled,” the mustiest and most conventionally entertaining film of Coppola’s brilliant career, Dunst is once again cast as a woman with so much to give and nowhere to go, but this is the first of her characters who actually has a legitimate hope of escaping from her limbo.

    Alas, peace…

  • Warcraft

    Warcraft

    SilentDawn

    15/100

    Me: Hi, I'd like one ticket for Warcraft please.

    Ticket guy: Did you bring your strategy guide?

    Me: Wait, what?

    Ticket guy: Have you played The Burning Crusade and Wrath of The lich King?

    Me: Waitwaitwait...slow down.

    Ticket guy: What about Cataclysm, Mists of Pandaria, and Warlords of Draenor?

    Me: I don't even know what a Draenor is.

    Ticket guy: Are you excited for Legion?

    Me: Is that based on the demon movie with Dennis Quaid?

    *Ticket guy sighs, rips ticket, and points the way towards the auditorium*

    Ticket guy: Good luck.