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  • mother!

    mother!

    brat pitt

    just like that sink, i was NOT braced

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    matt lynch

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    For some context, the original is one of my all-time favorite movies, and the almost-three-hours of this wasn't nearly enough for me, frankly, for both the ways in which it very much is BLADE RUNNER and very much isn't. Just as much, if not a lot more, of a jawdroppingly gorgeous, absurdly portentous, meticulously designed hypno-drone than its progenitor, but this also upends its legacy in ways that will confound a lot of people and which I found highly rewarding.…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    Evan

    ★★★★★

    Issa masterpiece.

    Blade Runner is an EPIC!

    Ladies & Gents, this is why science fiction is my favorite genre of film.

    Better than the original. Don't @ me.

    Denis Villeneuve is by far one of the best working directors today.

    Deakins can't get robbed again, can he?

    Not only a sequel to Blade Runner, but also a sequel to Lars and the Real Girl <3.

    Probably the best film I've ever seen from a technical, visual, and sound standpoint. A treat…

  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled

    ellie

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    imagine being a lady from the olden times and you have to wear a corset and you've never even seen a man but all of a sudden colin farrell won't leave your fucking house and that causes complicated sexual feelings and you don't even know what masturbation is so you decide fighting your friends for a man is something a self-loving woman would do... that's sad huh... too bad dua lipa wasn't around back then, she could've prevented all of this

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    Lucy

    ★★★★½

    i would love to make jokes right now but this is truly... a tremendous piece of art. i'm speechless

  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    davidehrlich

    ★★★

    my wife cried 3 times.

    1 involved a landmine.

    1 involved channing tatum just showing up on screen.

    1 involved a puppy.

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    Katie

    ★★★★★

    not to be THAT BITCH or anything but Harrison Ford can slurp me like he slurps those noodles any day of the week

  • The Snowman

    The Snowman

    matt lynch

    Borderline indecipherable. Like I don't even know why the killer is so into snowmans. You should see this just so I don't feel alone.

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    adrianbalboa

    ★★★★★

    my favorite scene in this movie is when mark and sean are in the nightclub together talking abt victoria's secret and the lacrosse thing and it's not even because of the content it's because while they were rehearsing/filming there was no loud music playing so fincher made them scream the entire conversation at each other in a silent room and then added the music in later that is so goddamn funny to me

  • It

    It

    Todd Gaines

    ★★★★

    Think of It as an R-rated Monster Squad, but instead of a group of monsters chasing kids, we have one Big Bad Wolf playing all the devilish parts by himself, and trust me, this fella is one badass motherfucker with a laugh and dance that would scare the rigamortis out of the dead.

    Pure evil. Your worst nightmare. A coming-of-age story. Summer fun. Summer love. Summer scare. Forever friendship. These are just some of the many themes of It. Derry,…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    davidehrlich

    ★★★

    For once, Hollywood had good reason to go on full spoiler lockdown prior to the release of a highly anticipated franchise blockbuster. Don’t worry, there won’t be any reveals here, but suffice it to say that “Blade Runner 2049” tells a brilliant story. It’s the kind of provocative and soulful sci-fi yarn that Philip K. Dick could be proud of, one that more thoroughly excavates the essence of what it means to be alive than almost any other Hollywood film…

  • Gerald's Game

    Gerald's Game

    Brian Tallerico

    ★★★

    The first hour of this is SO good.

    The last ten minutes are SO bad.

    In that sense, it may be the most faithful King adaptation ever.


    More: www.rogerebert.com/reviews/geralds-game-2017

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Katie

    ★★★★

    bruvs, is it gay to cry when ur girlfriend sofia boutella murders men with her knife feet? asking for a friend

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    Lucy

    ★★★★

    CIFF 2017: film #2

    definitely a movie i would have fallen head over heels for in my teens. it has so much heart and humor that my cheeks almost hurt from smiling. if saoirse somehow landed an oscar nom for brooklyn, she absolutely deserves one for this

  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Katie

    ★★★★

    all 4 stars go to channing tatums bulge and channing tatums bulge only

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    Lucy

    ★★★★½

    american honey jr

    (but i also don’t wanna minimize this with a joke because??? it made me feel every emotion at once for a full 115 minutes)

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    Katie

    ★★★★½

    literal magic, blends american honey and sean bakers previous project tangerine in the most enchanting and immersive way possible. i can’t say anything else that hasn’t already been said, but i truly feel like a kid again.

  • Stronger

    Stronger

    adrianbalboa

    ★★★★

    an oscar worthy performance and a gratuitous dick shot, both from mr. jacob gyllenhaal? count me right in