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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    davidehrlich

    ★★★★★

    perfect film.

    a MAGIC MIKE XXL-level delight (my highest recommendation).

    obviously a refutation of Brexit, but naturally also such an imaginative, inclusive, open-hearted response to Trump's "shithole" mindset and xenophobia in general. My (sold out) NYC audience clapped during the credits… and then promptly shut the hell up as the brilliant final number kicked in.

    also, this Paul King guy is a low-key master in the making. there are few "adult" filmmakers out there who couldn't learn something from how…

  • The Post

    The Post

    Lucy

    ★★★★

    me six months ago: what the hell kind of boring shit is this gonna be
    spielberg: happy awards season. here’s a movie, eat it up
    me now: delicious. finally some good fucking food

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    Lucy

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "bob, something terrible happened yesterday. i lost the mp3 player that martin gave me. i don't know what's wrong with me. i've lost two mp3 players in the last ten days. so i'd like to ask you a favor: can i have your mp3 player when you're dead?"

    this is yorgos' world and we're just living in it, terrified of what the fuck could possibly happen next

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    Katie

    ★★★★★

    After Phantom Thread ended, two older women walk out of the theater, laugh, and say, “You do what you have to do to make your relationship work. It was perfect.”

    In other words, it’ll be hard for any film this year to beat this. Paul Thomas Anderson is in love with filmmaking and its so obvious in the way Phantom Thread is presented. Hilarious, tantalizing, enchanting, and beautiful. Vicky Krieps steals the show.

  • Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

    Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

    Lucy

    ★★★★

    would you believe me if i told you that one of the most genuine love stories of the year is between the two women in the polyamorous bdsm relationship that inspired wonder woman?

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    Katie

    ★★★★★

    All the best memories are hers.”

  • Miss Sloane

    Miss Sloane

    Katie

    ★★★★

    jessica chastain could blink in my direction and I would have a heart attack

  • Big Little Lies

    Big Little Lies

    Katie

    ★★★★★

    ‪the finale of this show is one of the most empowering pieces of art i’ve ever seen, the moments between these women are so powerful and real. the way they look at each other and defend each other, i have never seen something so merciless and beautiful.‬ the rage, power, grace. big little lies has done something that no show has done before.

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    Arielrocks5

    ★★★★★

    movies are good again

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    Katie

    ★★★★★

    “I love tests!”

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    brat pitt

    ★★★★★

    these two bisexuals that look like they just stumbled out of their first vampire weekend concert really had the nerve to make me lay on my floor & cry while listening to sufjan stevens huh

  • The Kings of Summer

    The Kings of Summer

    adrianbalboa

    ★★★★

    “im gay”
    “are you sure?”
    “yeah. my lungs fill up with fluids every time the seasons change”
    “...that’s not being gay im pretty sure that’s cystic fibrosis”

    i love three (3) boys

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    andrea🌹

    ★★★★★

    me: hey i think im getting over cmbyn?
    cmbyn: [walks over to my bedroom door then proceeds to give me a blow job] well that's promising. you're hard again. good [closes the door]

  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    SilentDawn

    ★★★★★

    100

    "What are they going to say about him? What? Are they going to say he was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man!"

    Helicopter blades and bad dreams: a saga of mercy. Coppola redefines Hell as a reprieve from the jungle, for the demons couldn't possibly be as fierce or as countless as they are here, each in many forms. Probably the only movie that could attain the power of raising the dead. It moves upriver to a place sight and sound unseen. A total heart of darkness.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    adrianbalboa

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    what can i say about timothee’s performance that hasn’t already been said except his delivery of “can you come get me, mom?” followed by the shot of them in the car on the way home from the train station is absolutely oscar worthy and fucken breathtaking bro

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    Katie

    ★★★★★

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  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Arielrocks5

    ★★★★

    Where the FUCK is Jack Black's best supporting actor nomination for this like get on that Academy right this very second.

  • Brawl in Cell Block 99

    Brawl in Cell Block 99

    Sean Baker

    S. Craig Zahler definitely has genre blood pulsing through his veins. Excited to follow his career.