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  • La La Land

    La La Land



    me: i hate musicals
    la la land: Hello
    me: rat a tat jazzy jazz Tap Tap skado Doodle Do ta-da! rootin tootin BEE BOOP shimmy shimmy SHOOP!

  • Moonlight




    boyhood: who are you?
    moonlight: i'm you but stronger in every possible way

  • Trainspotting


    Steve G


    Choose Letterboxd. Choose films. Choose downloading the app. Choose paying money for a membership just so you don’t have to see some fucker adding 500 films to their watchlist. Choose following a few thousand people and then never reading a fucking word they say. Choose writing “Read the full review on my website!” knowing full well no cunt is ever going to follow that link. Choose asking Sally Jane Black to watch Rogue Nation and then seeing her do a…

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street



    can you believe that leo won his first oscar for grunting when THIS performance exists

  • Manchester by the Sea

    Manchester by the Sea



    Ever had a lump stuck in your throat for 2 hours?

    Ever held in a scream you wanted to scream but couldn't because you were afraid you couldn't stop?

    Ever seen an actor not acting, not performing, just being?

    Ever seen a director do his utmost to tear out your soul, stomp on it only to rebuild it in the most bitter sweet way imaginable?

    Ever lost someone, wanting them back so badly, living becomes a chore?

    Ever grieved?


  • American Beauty

    American Beauty



    imagine going over to ricky's house for a dime bag and he's just sitting there watching a video he recorded of a dead cat in a dumpster or something and he senses your presence and says "i watch this every day at exactly 3:41pm. it reminds me that i'm not alone in the world" and then he starts crying and you're just like "ricky... the weed"

  • Patriots Day

    Patriots Day

    josh lewis

    a feature length adaptation of blue lives matter twitter and that one interview article where mark wahlberg said he'd have single-handedly prevented 9/11 had he been on one of the hijacked planes

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network



    me: i should get some sleep i have a lot to do in the morning
    my brain: hey remember when eduardo's shares were diluted down to 0.03%?

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind



    Also! Remember love is dead and always has been, nothing matters and we're all going to die anyway. Happy Valentine's Day!

  • Manchester by the Sea

    Manchester by the Sea

    Todd Gaines


    We all grieve, yet we grieve in many different ways. A death can make a family stronger, or destroy it. Some people never get over a loss. Others, find a positive out of a negative, and use their experience to educate and help others. I'm envious of those who've never experienced a significant loss. That's probably why it's not the end of the world for me when a celebrity dies. It's okay if you get upset when a famous person…

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Sally Jane Black

    CW: white supremacy/racism/whiteness, gender

    "you cannot be proud of being white & not be a racist. it's a tautology. you can be proud of your irish heritage. you can be proud of your german heritage. you can be proud of your lutheran heritage or your appalachian roots or your large italian family's sunday gravy tradition. you cannot be proud of your *white* heritage b/c there is no such thing. whiteness only exists as a power relationship. a system of domination is…

  • The Lego Movie

    The Lego Movie




    "President Business is going to end the world? But he's such a good guy! And Octan, they make good stuff: music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines..."

  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker

    Matt Singer


    I would very much like to know the thought process behind putting a very prominent Chronicles of Riddick poster on the wall of Christian Grey's old bedroom.

    Full review at ScreenCrush.

  • Hidden Figures

    Hidden Figures



    me before hidden figures : the moon landing is fake 

  • The Edge of Seventeen

    The Edge of Seventeen



    a movie about a melodramatic, jealous, self-hating, pretentious young girl who wants to die... can't believe my life has been plagiarized like this!

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

    Todd Gaines


    The characters in the John Wick Cinematic Universe live in their own little world. They have their own code, currency, language and plenty of 5 star hotels to stay in. Everyone is connected. Every single person is a player in a giant game of chess. We don't see outsiders. Cops don't investigate. Damsels aren't in distress. Innocents don't get caught in the crossfire. It's like John Wick and the Gang are shadows living in an open world. Now, it's Chapter…

  • Logan


    matt lynch


    Last gun in the valley.

    Best one of these in a really long time. You'd think it'd get old the 267th time those claws go through a dude's face, but...it doesn't.

  • Hell or High Water

    Hell or High Water



    when they were robbing all those banks i guess they also decided to rob Jackie (2016) of her best picture nomination huh