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  • Beyond the Black Rainbow

    Beyond the Black Rainbow

    ★★★

    asking my mom if people in 1983 really talked like that

  • Hercules

    Hercules

    ★★★

    solid, unpretentious swords and sandals flick. just enough tens-era quippery to be annoying, but the pacing's not terrible and there are some moments of genuine camp to be found. due for a revisit in four years after dwayne "the president" johnson sends our boys back to afghanistan

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  • Westworld

    Westworld

    ★★★★★

    i fucking love movies that are under 90 minutes long

  • Maps to the Stars

    Maps to the Stars

    ★★★★½

    a to-the-letter perfect portrayal of that weird hollywood limbo period where influencers/marvel/netflix hadn't totally taken over, but the last vestiges of the old world were starting to die off and the system was struggling to adapt. (there are so many ipads in this movie, you guys.) which, appropriately enough, was probably the last time period where cronenberg could get a movie funded.

    i loved that everyone in this was a terrible person but in an EXTREMELY realistic way. every time…