.731 (19 for 26) from the line when reviewing German New Wave Cinema.

Favorite films

  • All That Heaven Allows
  • Uncut Gems
  • Raising Arizona
  • Berlin Alexanderplatz

Recent activity

  • The Transporter


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  • UFOria


  • Warlock


Recent reviews

  • The Transporter

    The Transporter


    you know i had to watch this on standard def dvd with the “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR” piracy psa in front of it

  • UFOria



    normies and shitkickers trying to answer the big questions about life and beyond in america. i loved this a lot!

Popular reviews

  • Westworld



    i fucking love movies that are under ninety minutes long

  • Maps to the Stars

    Maps to the Stars


    a to-the-letter perfect portrayal of that weird hollywood limbo period where influencers/marvel/netflix hadn't totally taken over, but the last vestiges of the old world were starting to die off and the system was struggling to adapt. (there are so many ipads in this movie, you guys.) which, appropriately enough, was probably the last time period where cronenberg could get a movie funded.

    i loved that everyone in this was a terrible person but in an EXTREMELY realistic way. every time…