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  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • The Princess Bride
  • The Handmaiden
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • An Affair to Remember

    ★★★★★

  • Theater Camp

    ★★★

  • No One Will Save You

    ★★★★

  • Gangs of New York

    ★★★

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  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    i think it was actually a mistake casting uma thurman because a mid performance from her still makes all the other acting in the movie look absolutely comically bad 💀

  • Red Eye

    Red Eye

    ★★½

    we HATED planes in 2005

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  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    shout out to this movie for inventing lesbians, cinematography, and me shitting myself in a movie theater

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    why did i have this listed as four stars when andrew garfield saying the words "fuck you flip flops" alone makes it a five star movie