Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★ Watched 12 Aug 2023

  i think it was actually a mistake casting uma thurman because a mid performance from her still makes all the other acting in the movie look absolutely comically bad 💀

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  Red Eye 2005

  ★★½ Watched 01 Aug 2023

  we HATED planes in 2005

Popular reviews

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  The Handmaiden 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Oct 2016 13

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  shout out to this movie for inventing lesbians, cinematography, and me shitting myself in a movie theater

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Sep 2017 1

  why did i have this listed as four stars when andrew garfield saying the words "fuck you flip flops" alone makes it a five star movie