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  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • The Dark Knight Collection
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Donnie Darko

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  • Emily the Criminal

    ★★★★

  • Magnum Opus

    ★★★½

  • Groot Takes a Bath

    ★★★

  • Groot's Pursuit

    ★★★

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    Matt Reeves is apparently aiming straight for my heart, because Batman and Nirvana would've been enough for me to fall hard but then there's everything else that goes into this wonderful creation. The Bat-film we needed, whether we deserved it or not.

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★★

    Director Denis Villeneuve was the one aspect that most solidified my faith in this revelatory sequel to the beloved 1982 Ridley Scott-helmed classic, Blade Runner, and I couldn't be happier that it lived up to - actually, even exceeded - my already extremely high expectations. Villeneuve is, in my opinion, one of the best and most exciting working directors around these days and he puts his all into this dazzling effort. Even though I saw it over 24 hours ago…

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  • Carter

    Carter

    ★★★½

    Can totally understand why some (if not most) wouldn't like this, but I dug the hell out of it. Might've just watched it at the right time when all I needed was pure adrenaline-fueled, unhinged, non-stop action and that is certainly what I got. Completely over-the-top and super indulgent, while defying logic and physics and featuring a plethora of rough visual effects, transitions/edits, and a barebones-but-still-somehow-convoluted plot. But still... the action is truly insane, and the fact that the camerawork…

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man

    ★★★½

    The Russo Bros decided they want in on the over-the-top, overlong, and over-indulgent kind of action movie (outside of superhero fare, of course), and what better way to do that than to take a shot at the subgenre that is quite possibly the closest to the peak of cinema: Bayhem. They even go as far as to try and break the record for how many wild drone-shots-on-coke they can fit into one movie, and I could be wrong but I…

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  • Napoleon Dynamite

    Napoleon Dynamite

    ★★★★

    "Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?"
    "I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!"
    "Did you shoot any?"
    "Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?"
    "What kind of gun did you use?"
    "A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?"

    I find Napoleon Dynamite to be one of the most entertaining movies about basically nothing, ever.

  • Ichi the Killer

    Ichi the Killer

    ★★★★½

    My friend requested that we watch something "twisted". I simply put Ichi the Killer in and let her regret that particular request and letting me choose to begin with.