Rob Doerzbacher

My blood type is PGH. Cohost of the Rewind Video Podcast.

Favorite films

  • Before Sunset
  • Uncut Gems
  • The Thing
  • Predator

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  • Barbarian

    ★★★★½

  • Prey

    ★★★★★

  • The Gray Man

    ★★½

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★½

    The only thing missing from this film was a post credit scene showcasing the Airbnb review of this house.

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★★

    That’s how you do it, folks. That’s how you make a Predator movie.

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    I’m ready to mainline more of Villeneuve’s Dune right fucking now. And until we get Part Two, I’m going absorb anything I can get my hands on. Feed me the Dune Happy Meal, put me on the ride at Disney, get me in the Dune sleeping bag and matching pajamas.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Here’s something that actually happens off-screen in this film: Michael kills a couple of dudes. Then, before the bodies are discovered, he browses the couple’s vinyl collection and selects an Anne Murray record. Michael then removes the record from it’s sleeve, cues the tone arm to the track “Could I have this dance” and drops the needle. From there, he goes and hides to wait for people to show up.

    This really, truly takes place in this movie.