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  • Night Moves

    Night Moves


    Sarah: That was a spacious yurt!

  • The Expendables 2

    The Expendables 2


    Sigh... still, it could have been worse... but the effort required to make it worse would probably have exceeded the effort that they put into the film in the first place.

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  • Funny Ha Ha

    Funny Ha Ha


    “People don’t know what they are doing, myself included. They don’t know what they want or feel. It’s only in the movies that they know what their problems are and have game plans for dealing with them.”
    --John Cassavetes--

    Because it doesn't seem to be socially acceptable to write a review of a Mumblecore film without citing Cassavetes, I felt that I should get it out of the way immediately. Yes, his work has influenced this developing genre. But, if…

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China


    I love it when people tell me that this movie isn't any good - it serves as an excellent way for me to learn pretty much everything that I need to know about that person.

    "Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."