Big Trouble in Little China ★★★★

I love it when people tell me that this movie isn't any good - it serves as an excellent way for me to learn pretty much everything that I need to know about that person.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."