This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Much like a synthetic with a flute, Alien Covenant blows.
In my humble opinion this franchise has run out of steam long ago. I believe the first two films of the Alien series are classics. Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection have many problems but some redeeming qualities.
The prequel Prometheus had ambition and the scene where the crewmember uses a robotic surgeon machine on herself was cool.
The only thing really going for Alien Covenant is the ambitious idea of…