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  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    I love how mean this is. Men are squashed, impaled, and ripped apart with ease, and their heroic sacrifices ultimately mean nothing. Godzilla showed us how insignificant we really are in the face of godlike monsters, in Kong we never even stood a chance.

  • Godzilla



    Alexandre Desplat scores this like it’s the last thing he’ll ever compose. It complements the apocalyptic dread of the film perfectly. Also big monsters fight and stuff.

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  • Charade



    Tired: Watching Star Wars movies on May 4 because of a pun

    Wired: Watching Audrey Hepburn movies on May 4 because it’s her birthday

  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China


    Carpenter’s ultimate genre mashup. He always loved pitting small groups of people against the otherworldly, vaguely or outright supernatural entities that aren’t fully understood. That cosmic vibe is still here, only instead of horror it’s an absurd martial arts fantasy slash comedy with plenty of monsters, synths, and a hilarious Kurt Russell performance. Absolute classic.

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