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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★ Watched by Bryan Espitia 23 Jun 2022 15

  I always said an Elvis biopic wouldn’t be complete without a Doja Cat needle drop

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★★ Watched by Bryan Espitia 15 Jun 2022 13

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  If The Grabber had kidnapped Gwen instead the movie would have been over in like five minutes, she would absolutely demolish him with zero help

Recent reviews

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  National Lampoon's Vacation 1983

  ★★★ Watched by Bryan Espitia 06 Jul 2022

  Clark Griswold, lovable family man or deranged killer? I’m leaning towards the latter on this one guys.

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  Wild Things 1998

  ★★★★ Watched by Bryan Espitia 05 Jul 2022 8

  God, you can feel the humidity in every scene. The only thing hotter than the swampy Florida setting is the cast, and their performances are completely in tune with this sleazy sex thriller with more twists than you can count. And I ate every one of them up! What a blast.

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  Red Notice 2021

  ★★½ Watched by Bryan Espitia 06 Nov 2021 16

  The Rock must have some sort of clause in his contract that says he has to end up in the jungle at some point in every movie

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  Death on the Nile 2022

  ★★★ Watched by Bryan Espitia 09 Feb 2022 19

  “Simple, you’ll grow a mustache.”

  There’s no way anything else this year tops this movie’s dead-serious mustache origin story prologue.