Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Prometheus 2012

  ★★★ Rewatched 29 Nov 2023

  Ridley Scott decided to remake Alien, but with the dumbest characters in existence.

  6/10

  Shaw and Holloway were perfect for each other.

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  Iron Warrior 1987

  ★½ Watched 28 Nov 2023

  Yo how do I become one of those guys with the hoods???

  3/10

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Four 2005

  ★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2021

  Debbie might be the worst person in any movie ever.

  6/10

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  Blade II 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Apr 2021 6

  A dude snorts a line of powdered blood like 10 minutes into the movie, and that gives you a pretty good idea of what to expect for the remaining 100 minutes.

  7/10