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  • Midsommar
  • Color Out of Space
  • A Silent Voice
  • The Cabin in the Woods

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  • Red Notice

    ★★½

  • Vampires vs. the Bronx

    ★★★

  • Take the 10

    ★★

  • Jumanji

    ★★★★½

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  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You can find the original review HERE.

    There's a line from the film that sums up this movie perfectly, so I'll quote it:

    Brianna: "Well." *sigh* "It's a pretty literal approach. Not much room for viewer interpretation, you know, moving from the symbolism of violence to the actual depiction of it."

    I'm not sure whether it was put in there to be meta or if they were just critiquing their own film, but the follow-up to that line sounds exactly…

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★½

    If you'd like to see the full review with images and links, you can HERE.

    Holy shit, Malignant surprised the fuck out of me.

    James Wan, please, do more shit like this.

    I went into this only knowing that it was a James Wan film, and I pretty much know him for what he's known for, being co-creator of the Saw and Insidious franchises and the creator of The Conjuring universe. I was in high school when Saw came out,…

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  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    ★★½

    Maui, Wonder Woman, and Deadpool all hate each other, decide to cosplay Nic Cage from National Treasure, then discover they all love each other

  • Army of Thieves

    Army of Thieves

    ★★★

    Yeah, not bad, decent story and it kept me engaged and entertained.
    I'm really hoping this movie is self aware and the dialogue is just memeing half the time, because of not, oof.
    I prefer this over Army of the Dead as well.

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