Peter Quill, hero: What's so wrong with being just like everybody else?
Me, citizen of the United States of America and resident of Los Angeles: Bruh have you met everybody else
I used to have nightmares about monsters.
Last night, after watching this documentary, I dreamt I heard gunshots and shot awake, paralyzed with fear that a white man with a pistol and a plan had invaded my domicile. When I shut my eyes again, I saw not darkness but a sea of swastikas. My subconscious was too on-the-nose for me to take it seriously. I went back to sleep.
When I woke up this morning, I couldn't stop thinking about…