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  • Whiplash
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  • Shrek 2

    ★★★

  • Kong: Skull Island

    ★★★

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ½

  • Black Widow

    ½

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  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2

    ★★★

    classic

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island

    ★★★

    no way brie larson’s dumbass camera was still operational 

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  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ½

    i’d call this movie a steaming pile of donkey shit but that would be an insult to an actual steaming pile of donkey shit

    turned it off at the 50 minute mark

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ½

    i want to rip my eyes out of my skull and stomp on them because there is no other movie i would ever need to see. LeGoat Fame and The Don together in one movie? martin scorsese is shaking and crying somewhere right now because he never in a million years would be able to craft such a masterful story filled to the brim with meaningful characters and emotional story arcs. this is a pheonix of cinema rising from the ashes of hollywood’s prior failures. this is a rebirth. a new era. a new… legacy.