I don’t make monkeys, I just train ‘em

Favorite films

  • Planet of the Apes
  • The Elephant Man
  • Dead Man
  • Anaconda

Recent activity

  • Sylvio


  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    Who the fuck puts a Jack-o-lantern in a closet?

  • Killer Sally

    Killer Sally


    “Strong women can’t be battered women” is the biggest load of 💩 I’ve ever let seep between my ears