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  • The Warriors
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  • The Thing
  • Prisoners

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Recent reviews

  • Futurama: Bender's Big Score

    Futurama: Bender's Big Score


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Right Place Wrong Time was playing in my head the entire time I was watching this

    Dim in its fanaticism where, rather than suckling at the figurative teat of a mad cafe jumping around from scenario to someone's groin, it makes new opportunities for repeat costumers in times where people wished they were religious. They don't even yank it under the rug either; the entire movie is a flippant shade of what looks seasonally appropriate (Klaach's Borak flakes -----> nuclear…

  • Pinocchio



    Tom Hanks' posture is forever ruined because of this movie

Popular reviews

  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl


    Around 9 or so years ago I witnessed memes, bad acting and terrible effects come together as one for the last time...until now. I don't really remember my initial thoughts on this movie but either way this was a GIGANTIC rude awakening. I can't say I have no genuine positive feelings about it because it does have large amounts of creativity (how ever scattered it may be notwithstanding) which is also probably what keeps it from being a lower rating. Just know that it's best summed up as absolutely wild and Minus is the epitome of a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain.

  • The Fly

    The Fly


    Insect politics.