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  Futurama: Bender's Big Score 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Jan 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Right Place Wrong Time was playing in my head the entire time I was watching this

  Dim in its fanaticism where, rather than suckling at the figurative teat of a mad cafe jumping around from scenario to someone's groin, it makes new opportunities for repeat costumers in times where people wished they were religious. They don't even yank it under the rug either; the entire movie is a flippant shade of what looks seasonally appropriate (Klaach's Borak flakes -----> nuclear…

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  Pinocchio 2022

  ½ Watched 11 Sep 2022

  Tom Hanks' posture is forever ruined because of this movie

Popular reviews

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  The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 2005

  ★½ Rewatched 20 Dec 2020

  Around 9 or so years ago I witnessed memes, bad acting and terrible effects come together as one for the last time...until now. I don't really remember my initial thoughts on this movie but either way this was a GIGANTIC rude awakening. I can't say I have no genuine positive feelings about it because it does have large amounts of creativity (how ever scattered it may be notwithstanding) which is also probably what keeps it from being a lower rating. Just know that it's best summed up as absolutely wild and Minus is the epitome of a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain.

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Apr 2021

  Insect politics.

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