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  • Ran
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  • Get Carter

    ★★★★½

  • Premium Rush

    ★★★½

  • Diary of a Country Priest

    ★★★★

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ½

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  • Get Carter

    Get Carter

    ★★★★½

    Watched this in the cinema and got sat next to some little 15 year old weirdo wearing them dead ass Dickies trousers that are 12 times the circumference of your ankle. He was chowing down on some bloody Starburst for the opening ten minutes, literally one of the only sweets you can buy where each singular sweet is wrapped in plastic like why would you pick them for a cinema? Get some fruit pastilles or some Sports Mix you genuine…

  • Premium Rush

    Premium Rush

    ★★★½

    The guy who wrote and directed this also wrote Spider-man. Guess he just has a huge stiffy for writing characters that get about New York really fast. Fair play to the guy. Can't blame him.

    Michael Shannon's scenes all feel really heavy and serious, like a Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant kind of vibe - he's genuinely evil, and all the Joseph Gordon-Levit scenes feel like a CBBC kids show, half expected Basil the Brush to be sat on his…

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  • Sherpa

    Sherpa

    ★★★

    Basically, if you climb Everest you're a bit of a rich cuck who's paying a few grand for some Tibetan farmer to carry all your shit up and down the mountain 30 times, taking exponentially more risks for below minimum wage, while you take photos and tell people back home how hard but ultimately rewarding it is to climb Everest. I'm not saying it's easy to climb Everest, and obviously the tourism brings money to the Tibetan people... But its…

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★

    Amazon Prime charging £10.99 for this on Christmas Eve is the embodiment of scrooge. We're all little Tiny Tims coughing by the TV, crutches burning in the fire because we can't afford firewood, and Bezos is just laughing at us in his huge cold mansion watching us all put together our loose change to be able to afford a little bit of Christmas joy.
    Harry Moore got me onto this in second year of uni. What a guy. I never…