Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Last Tango in Paris 1972

  Watched 29 Nov 2023

  “right up into the ass of death!”

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  Nymphomaniac: Vol. II 2013

  Watched 26 Nov 2023

  I just don’t find this as interesting as it thinks it is. It feels like one big joke—except that it’s not very funny and keeps circling the point like an annoying shark.

Popular reviews

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  There Will Be Blood 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Sep 2019 13

  why didn’t daniel and eli kiss

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★ Watched 06 Nov 2021 7

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I have a list of questions and complaints:

  1) sprite’s hair is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
  2) why did thena just stand there while gilgamesh was killed?
  3) why didn’t thena and gilgamesh fuck?
  4) was richard madden this bad on game of thrones?
  5) why doesn’t gemma chan emote?
  6) why did kingo just leave? i get he didn’t want to fight but he could have still been there.
  7) why didn’t druig and makkari…