jourdain searles

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Favorite films

  • Klute
  • Secretary
  • In the Cut
  • Variety

Recent activity

  • Shirley Valentine

  • Watermelon Man


  • Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé


  • Ferrari

Recent reviews

  • Last Tango in Paris

    Last Tango in Paris

    “right up into the ass of death!”

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    I just don’t find this as interesting as it thinks it is. It feels like one big joke—except that it’s not very funny and keeps circling the point like an annoying shark.

Popular reviews

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    why didn’t daniel and eli kiss

  • Eternals



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have a list of questions and complaints:

    1) sprite’s hair is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
    2) why did thena just stand there while gilgamesh was killed?
    3) why didn’t thena and gilgamesh fuck?
    4) was richard madden this bad on game of thrones?
    5) why doesn’t gemma chan emote?
    6) why did kingo just leave? i get he didn’t want to fight but he could have still been there.
    7) why didn’t druig and makkari…