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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have a list of questions and complaints:

    1) sprite’s hair is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
    2) why did thena just stand there while gilgamesh was killed?
    3) why didn’t thena and gilgamesh fuck?
    4) was richard madden this bad on game of thrones?
    5) why doesn’t gemma chan emote?
    6) why did kingo just leave? i get he didn’t want to fight but he could have still been there.
    7) why didn’t druig and makkari…

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    when he puts his finger in the paper flower… good lord