nico, 26

i pull the majority of these ratings out of my ass so don't listen to me

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Orlando
  • The Blues Brothers
  • The Parent Trap

Recent activity

  • Skinamarink


  • Mystic River


  • The Menu


  • Tusk


Recent reviews

  • Skinamarink



    first half hour i thought i was gonna fall asleep but when we got out of this, ceara and i had to lie on my kitchen floor for an hour to process what we just saw

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    i watched this in bed eating dominos and it was still one of the most stressful viewing experiences i’ve ever had and i’m sure if i saw it in theaters like i originally wanted to, i would have ascended to an astral plane. 

    also, went into this thinking it was going to be a jigsaw type of “moral psycho punishing ppl for what he thinks are their transgressions” but it finally hit me during the cheeseburger scene and as someone…

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