• I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THANK GOD for the ending

  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes

    ★★★★★

    SHARK FRENZY

    so much fun!

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    ★★★½

    minus half a star for putting tomatoes in a burger. yuck!

  • The Hater

    The Hater

    ★★★★½

    underrated Netflix pearl

  • Free Fire

    Free Fire

    ★★★★

    a mostly* perfect metaphor for all web projects.

    * in the sense that everything that can go wrong will go wrong, and nobody does.

  • Employee of the Month

    Employee of the Month

    ★★★½

    I _love_ warehouse stores.

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★

    TENET? More like TENET amirite?

    Very complex, but enjoyable.

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★★★

    this was... e x a c t l y as ridiculous as it needed to be.

  • Mutant Blast

    Mutant Blast

    ★★★½

    i did not understand a word they spoke but this was so much fun

  • Laurence Anyways

    Laurence Anyways

    ★★★★★

    the yelling is a bit much, but i understand that's just real life.

    otherwise this film is as perfect as it can be. the shots, the colors, the acting, the story! i wouldn't change a thing.

  • The Farewell

    The Farewell

    ★★★★½

    too familiar with this "don't tell some family members certain things" plot in real life but i can't elaborate further since they might be reading

  • WHAT DID JACK DO?

    WHAT DID JACK DO?

    ★★★★

    I have no idea what I just saw but I think I liked it.