i honestly got distracted by the whole big monkey situation after the best conversation i’ve ever heard in a film, “i love you” “but jack, you hate women”, was delivered about 20 minutes in... i literally could think of nothing else for the rest of the film i was in fucking hysterics
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
(these are SPOILERS in case you’ve logged this before seeing it and didn’t get the spoiler warning)
BEST things about this movie:
1. tony calling that ugly alien guy squidward
2. “i’m gonna ask you this one time... where's gamora?” “yeah, i’ll do you one better – WHO’S gamora?” “i’ll do YOU one better – WHY is gamora?”
3. cap emerging from the shadows in scotland for dramatic effect because he may be a depressed bitch but he’s still extra…