i honestly got distracted by the whole big monkey situation after the best conversation i’ve ever heard in a film, “i love you” “but jack, you hate women”, was delivered about 20 minutes in... i literally could think of nothing else for the rest of the film i was in fucking hysterics

watching this in class with friends unveils new delights such as going “that’s us on a night out” at every ape for the first 20 minutes

this is the first time willem dafoe has not looked like the human embodiment of evil he was truly willem dafriend in this

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.