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  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project 2017

    ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar, 2018 41

    this is the first time willem dafoe has not looked like the human embodiment of evil he was truly willem dafriend in this

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary 2018

    ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jun, 2018 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    oh sis toni collette is coming for that oscar... cutting off her own head for a role? wig!

  • Predator 2

    Predator 2 1990

    ★★ Watched 17 Jun, 2018

    possibly have never laughed more in my entire life than when danny glover leans over the predator and says “you’re one ugly—” and then there’s the most sudden big ass close up on the predator who just fucking yells “MOTHERFUCKER” i was expecting literally ANYTHING other than that NDNDNSIDH

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War 2018

    ★★★★½ Added 41

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    (these are SPOILERS in case you’ve logged this before seeing it and didn’t get the spoiler warning)


    BEST things about this movie:
    1. tony calling that ugly alien guy squidward
    2. “i’m gonna ask you this one time... where's gamora?” “yeah, i’ll do you one better – WHO’S gamora?” “i’ll do YOU one better – WHY is gamora?”
    3. cap emerging from the shadows in scotland for dramatic effect because he may be a depressed bitch but he’s still extra…

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac 2007

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Jun, 2018

    the fact that jake’s hands were too pretty so fincher fucking added hair to them in post-production is still the best piece of trivia i’ve ever heard in my life i know daddy fincher is just extra like that but it truly has me wheezing

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