Fuck you curiosity...fuck you
There is so much to like here. The kid who walks the plank into the gators mouth is a real 'did that actually just happen' moment. The wedding scene with people sent flying everywhere and getting munched on before chunky boi flattens a limo for no obvious reason other than the satisfaction of doing it. Also, imagine purchasing a baby gator at a zoo - was that a real thing? But most notably, this movie is a big fuck you to all the lazy ass cgi used in modern creature features....and all the quips on Robert Forsters receding hair.
Was Hubie Halloween scary? No.
Was Hubie Halloween funny? Not really.
Was Hubie Halloween well made. Not particularly.
Was Hubie Halloween full of reoccurring actors, call backs and in-jokes from every Adam Sandler film from the last 20+ years? Yes it was.
Was Hubie Halloween exactly what I expected and despite everything still an enjoyable watch? Most definitely.