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  • The Thing
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • These Final Hours
  • Bo Burnham: Inside

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  • The Gray Man

    ★★½

  • Prey

    ★★★★

  • Lightyear

    ★★★

  • Stand by Me

    ★★★★★

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  • Congo

    Congo

    ★★★

    A three star film but five star fun.

    STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!

  • Alligator

    Alligator

    ★★★★

    There is so much to like here. The kid who walks the plank into the gators mouth is a real 'did that actually just happen' moment. The wedding scene with people sent flying everywhere and getting munched on before chunky boi flattens a limo for no obvious reason other than the satisfaction of doing it. Also, imagine purchasing a baby gator at a zoo - was that a real thing? But most notably, this movie is a big fuck you to all the lazy ass cgi used in modern creature features....and all the quips on Robert Forsters receding hair.

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  • Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler

    ★★★★½

    "What if my problem isn't that I don't understand people, but that I don't like them?"

    Darkly comic, morally sleazy and visually mesmerising. Jake Gyllenhaal's performance is staggering and the end car chase was so good I thought I was riding up front.

  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    ★★★

    Was Hubie Halloween scary? No.
    Was Hubie Halloween funny? Not really.
    Was Hubie Halloween well made. Not particularly.
    Was Hubie Halloween full of reoccurring actors, call backs and in-jokes from every Adam Sandler film from the last 20+ years? Yes it was.
    Was Hubie Halloween exactly what I expected and despite everything still an enjoyable watch? Most definitely.