ryan

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fuck it, dude. let’s go bowling.

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Se7en

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  • The Dog Who Saved Christmas

  • Violent Night

    ★★★

  • Candy Cane Lane

    ★½

  • May December

    ★★★★

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  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★

    This is just what grown-ups do.

    I could feel the third-degree burn through the screen.

  • Memory

    Memory

    ★★

    They thought they could Pavlov us into liking a bad Liam Neeson movie by casting Guy Pearce in another one about someone who writes notes to himself on his body because he has memory loss.

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★½

    George Miller is a mad scientist. I admire those of you able to write these long, structured reviews after one viewing of this film, because I walked out of the theater with more feelings than coherent thoughts. So I apologize in advance if this review comes across as rambling. I have mostly flashes of imagery and brief moments playing out in my head (similar to Max's hallucinations), with Junkie XL's exhilarating score playing along with them. I don't think I…

  • Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier

    ★★★★½

    I walked into the cinema with high expectations for Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and it exceeded them. It nailed pretty much everything it set out to accomplish. As a comic book movie, it's a ton of fun, with larger than life characters leaping off of the page and into a grounded, but not too grounded, world. As a political thriller, it calls attention to current events, like government monitoring and eliminating perceived threats without due process. I love The…