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  Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022

  Watched by Step Into The Light 05 Jul 2022

  It's like a visit to Disney World; expensive yet mediocre. Have sex, Mickey.

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  Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2005

  Rewatched by Step Into The Light 04 Jul 2022

  A beautiful film, but it is emptier than Attack of the Clones. Sums up the year 2020 good enough for other people but not me for I received my life-changing heart transplant after almost a half-year stay at a hospital, who would've thought staying at home was so much fun!

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  Prologue 2015

  ★★★★ Watched by Step Into The Light 30 Jan 2016

  More brutal and devastating than the entirety of The Revenant, and it's only six minutes long.

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  The Mitchells vs. The Machines 2021

  ★ Watched by Step Into The Light 30 Apr 2021 1

  Still I wander endlessly
  Through houses turned to graves
  A stone in the eyes of humankind
  Forever at bay
  Held captive by untold wounds
  Of corporeal and psychic root
  Aloft in a storm of unseen anguish
  Where joy and sorrow entwine

  The teams behind Gravity Falls and The Emoji Movie bring us an anti-film, essentially Next Gen with queerbait. Some of the CGI is laugh-out-loud terrible that I would have been kicked out of the theater had it been released…