Favorite films

  • Judith of Bethulia
  • Wavelength
  • Resident Evil
  • An Elephant Sitting Still

Recent activity

  • Killer's Kiss

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith


  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Prologue



    More brutal and devastating than the entirety of The Revenant, and it's only six minutes long.

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    Still I wander endlessly
    Through houses turned to graves
    A stone in the eyes of humankind
    Forever at bay
    Held captive by untold wounds
    Of corporeal and psychic root
    Aloft in a storm of unseen anguish
    Where joy and sorrow entwine

    The teams behind Gravity Falls and The Emoji Movie bring us an anti-film, essentially Next Gen with queerbait. Some of the CGI is laugh-out-loud terrible that I would have been kicked out of the theater had it been released…