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  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Garbage. That’s not Harrison Ford, it’s someone that is PRETENDING to be Harrison Ford. It’s RUINING MUH CHILDHOOD

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2

    ★★★★★

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEADPOOL IS SOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY. HE MAKES SO MANY NERDY REFRENCES THAT MOST OF THE AUDIENCE DOESNT GET BUT I DO BECAUSE IM BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM!!!! HE TALKS TO THE CAMERA, BUT I KNOW THAT HES SECRETLY ONLY TALKING TO ME. RYAN REYNOLDS WAS BORN TO BE DEADPOOL, ANY OTHER MOVIE THAT HES IN IS GARBAGE BECAUSE HE ISNT PLAYING DEADPOOL. 4TH WALL, CONSIDER YOURSELF BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★★

    HOLY SHIT I CRIED. CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE WITNESS. AS A NERD, THIS MOVIE MADE ME SO HAPPY! ALL THE LITTLE REFRENCES AND EASTER EGGS. GOD I AM SUCH A NERD. EVERYTHING WAS JUST SOOOO COOOL!!!  INFINITY STONES!!! WOW I AM SO NERDY! I LOVE HOW IT WAS LIKE A HEIST MOVIE!!! ANOTHER GENRE MASTERED BY MARVEL!!!! Too many jokes though. Also the villain was weak. In about a week I’m probably going to talk about how overrated this movie is BUT I’M RIDING HIGH NOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH.

  • The Fate of the Furious

    The Fate of the Furious

    Another AWFUL entry in the fast and the STUPID series. They need to bring on a sophisticated director to do F9, like Christopher Nolan, Dennis Villeneuve, or Nicolas Winding Refn. I bet you then these movies wouldn't be WORTHLESS. Like, cars on ice chasing submarines? ITS SO STUPID. And don't say "you are taking these too seriously" or "I'm leaving you for a real man". Because you're wrong. The Fast and the Furious movies deserve just as much scrutiny and critical analysis as kino like Arrival and Drive. And if you like them...then fuck you.