Favorite films

  • The Evil Dead
  • A Ghost Story
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

Recent activity

  • Van Helsing


  • The Queen's Gambit


  • Catch Me If You Can


  • Knightriders


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Popular reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Nothing worse than bad comedy. Their fingers are hot dogs, get it? They shove trophies up their asses, get it? Isn’t this zany?! Please say yes!!

    Obnoxious sense of self-importance, complete disregard for a consistent tone, and an absolutely tortuous running time don’t help matters.

    Don’t know who this shit is for (everyone, apparently) but it’s certainly not me!

  • Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

    Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum


    I’m no advertising whiz but I’m fairly sure this movie has no idea what it’s talking about!

    Largely by-the-numbers found footage junk. Couple of decent gags in the third act if you find spaghetti slurping sounds spooky.