i kind of loved how absolutely untethered to a storyline this movie was and how it somehow stayed airy and inconsequential while also portraying an attempted suicide (via drinking shampoo), an almost teen pregnancy, both a disparaging and progressive view of the adult film industry, and the dissolution of a fairly healthy relationship. 

what on earth was happening in the early 2000s that someone greenlit this movie for $35m? please return us to those days.

p.s. this is probably objectively a bad movie, but i loved its unrelenting weirdness.