Bridget Savage Cole and Danielle Krudy's Blow The Man Down is a beautifully realised work of cinema. Their backdrop is painted in such rich hues whilst the story ambles along somewhere between Northern Exposure and Fargo.
Stupid, dumb, nonsensical, badly acted, nostalgic bollocks.
Absolutely pointless, lifeless, unoriginal, soulless cash-in with two veteran actors struggling to act.
Nothing makes sense. It's pretty boring. There's no jeopardy, just meaningless fighting as much of it is too fast to see or anticipate.
Slightly better than Genisys, at a push.