The Old Guard - 2 hours of pop video set-pieces and limp action scenes. All with a plot that is derivative that it lacks any originality. In fairness, it's watchable enough until is commits a cardinal sin right at the end.
Stupid, dumb, nonsensical, badly acted, nostalgic bollocks.
Absolutely pointless, lifeless, unoriginal, soulless cash-in with two veteran actors struggling to act.
Nothing makes sense. It's pretty boring. There's no jeopardy, just meaningless fighting as much of it is too fast to see or anticipate.
Slightly better than Genisys, at a push.