The Old Guard - 2 hours of pop video set-pieces and limp action scenes. All with a plot that is derivative that it lacks any originality. In fairness, it's watchable enough until is commits a cardinal sin right at the end.

First Cow is unmistakably a Kelly Reichardt film. It's an offbeat and sweet bromance set within a new frontier. Perhaps the running time is too much, but it's growths unto itself.

MS Slavic 7 is the kind of bollocks which makes pretentious student films look good.

Stupid, dumb, nonsensical, badly acted, nostalgic bollocks.

Absolutely pointless, lifeless, unoriginal, soulless cash-in with two veteran actors struggling to act.

Nothing makes sense. It's pretty boring. There's no jeopardy, just meaningless fighting as much of it is too fast to see or anticipate.

Slightly better than Genisys, at a push.