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    Yes, he’s a trash human being, but did he also steal bread from that random woman??

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  • La La Land

    La La Land


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The movie seems to sag and plateau once they get together. The John Legend bits were brutal. BRUTAL. 

    There was more talking out of song than I expected. 

    Umbrellas of Cherbourg it is not. That being said, I liked it.

    The final 20 or so minutes are fantastic. Admittedly, I'm a sucker for romance, and Emma Stone.

    PS - Emma Stone ending up with Tom Everett Scott over Ryan Gosling makes this a horror movie, right?

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    My aesthetic: Nicole Kidman smoking a cigarette, watering the plants in the dark.